roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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Bitch

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Rebecca Black

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I like the color potato.

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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