What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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Why can't february march Because april may

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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