- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Boys have swag, real men have class

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

What is square and grey? A grey square.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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