Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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