Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Face...tastes like chicken!

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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