What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

Poop...

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

The queen having a shit

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Dyslexics are teople poo

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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