In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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