- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

kill yourself

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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