wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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