Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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HOLY COW!

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Bitch

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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A blind man watches TV

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Anti Joke

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