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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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i hate black people

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Excuse me, I have a shitload of stuff to do, so you are Eliza huh? I thought that was just one person conveying something to someone. Anyway, what is your name? My name is actually Nero, but you do not strike me as an Eliza, first name is more than enough. You know, if you dare, Ill be back shortly, I was gonna shower but then again, I haven't moved at all today, so yeah. Saved you? I have never saved anyone well, excuse me then, see you around, worry less about people bothering with us chatting, hell they might risk learning something (not a chance, people here are fucking jackasses, with one exception, and I do not mean me this time).

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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