Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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okay so theres this guy.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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Knock knock *open*

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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Turkeys are obese

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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