You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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