- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

knock knock

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

No soup for you!

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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