- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Immigration Laws

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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