What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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what's black? a lot of things.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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no rasist joks

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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