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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

What ryhmes with turtle rape

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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