why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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Roses are flowers.

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

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"Wow, that was so funny i fell off my dinosaur!" Dinosaurs went extinct in the late Cretaceous period, about 65 million years ago. Commonly believed by scientists across the world to have been caused by an ancient meteor that crashed in the current day Yucatán peninsula in Mexico. Also, even if you were around during the Cretaceous period, i assure you that no dinosaur would let you climb on top of it, let alone ride it while you're not highly terrified because of the sheer danger of the experience. Now unless you are 65 million years old, I highly doubt you laughed so hard that you fell off the dinosaur that you supposedly own.

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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