What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

irish man drinking john smiths

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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