- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a lemon. hi.

who else is on here?

Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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