What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

Anti Joke

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