- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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The chicken crossed the road.

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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