- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

What ryhmes with turtle rape

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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