- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

A dog was barking at a tree

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