- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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