Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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Mahmy

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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