Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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