- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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