- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

what goes boo a sock

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

sky silverstein

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

John Cena

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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