- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

nothing

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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