Tilt your screen back .

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

Jersey Shore.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

A train poops its pants.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

CHORGLUND

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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