How old is victor? Half past dead

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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