- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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