Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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Penis

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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cory

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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