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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

Gawds Trololols: Jewsus: I die for ur Sins, now u are free! *argh* Gawd AD 3000: TIME TO DIE SINNERS! Jewsus: But I paid for humanity`s sins and am stuck in hell because of this and... Gawd: Meh just didnt really liek you TROLOLOL! Gawds Trololols 2 directors clit: Gawd: Jebus! (the third) I want you to trololol peeps now! GO! Jebus: As you see people, I have died for you in order to prove that I am immortal! Peeps: Uh, wow? Jebus: TROLOLOL! So dad, when am I gonna get back to earth again, I kinda promised my boyfriends/apostles that there would be a second cumming as you told me to do, and people have been waiting for over twothousand and fourtee... Gawd: Never! Trolololol! Moral: "Would you trust a being whose veins are loaded with alcohol?" Jesus 2: The second coming: In cincemas never!

Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What's funnier than 24? 25

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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