What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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