What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

why do mexicans get made fun of

What do black people eat? Food.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Cripples are lame.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

A miserable man committed suicide.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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