- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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