- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

What's big and long? My dick.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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