- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

don't just stand there

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

a person who will soon die of beeties

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Dakota Fanning

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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