- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Knock knock. Get out!!

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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