- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

A blind man walks into a library.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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