- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

I literally died laughing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

alex is cool

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

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