what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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