roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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