- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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