Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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womens rights

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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