- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Boxing on Boxing Day

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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