What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

What did the fish say after he

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

The child was fired from his job.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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