What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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Heskey time.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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woman's rights

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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