- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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