Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

12 niqqa 12.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Women's rights.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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