- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

what do you call a young man? a little boy

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

WNBA

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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