Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

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Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he will grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish for a duck". POOF! He got a duck. Then he says "I wish for a penguin". POOF! A penguin magically appears. He thought long and hard for his 3rd wish. Then he said "I wish I had a turtle" POOF! Suddenly out of nowhere the genie disappears. The man looked inside the magic lamp and saw a small turtle. The end.

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Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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