- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

CAVE JOHNSON.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

A bar walks into a man

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

Y u do dis?

say it ten times fast: oh

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??