- Anti Joke

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Is your refrigerator running? No.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Is your refrigerator running? No.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle