what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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whats up and also down? your mum

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

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Anti Joke

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