roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Casey Anthony kills a baby

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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