- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Chuck Norris is dead......

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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