- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Connor is homosexuaI

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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