- Anti Joke

Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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