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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Whats green? The color green.

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