- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Yo Momma So Fat!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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