What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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It got hit by a rocket.

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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Irish sobriety

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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