- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

My mum is called Steve

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

sweating like antoni with a girl

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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